Did you know that it's believed that the myth of mermaids was made based off of manatees? Now you'd have to be pretty desperate to see a manatee look like a hot fish chick, but after a few months at sea, I guess you WOULD be pretty desperate.
Anyways, I told you that to prepare you for this next tattoo, which is slightly less attractive than a manatee.
Also, while I was watching Spike TV late at night, I found out that manatees have the most human-like genitalia of any animal.
Chew on that awhile.