Tuesday, March 31, 2009

NSFW-Tattoo Goes where?!

I'm going to post more than one photo today, following in the theme. Some people find fart jokes funny. Some people find the word "doodie" funny. And some people decide that getting a "clever" tattoo on your butt/hole is funny.

Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, it's off to ass we go....
Also... I only see 6 dwarves....

Though technically you could place this tattoo anywhere, its proximity to the buttcrack makes it a true travesty.

This may have seemed like a good idea at the time, and sure it's good for a chuckle, but you're going to look pretty freaking retarded in a thong or bikini, girl. I've heard of eyes in the back of your head, but I'm not sure what good eyes in your butt would do. Except perhaps monitoring the state of your "leavings."

I dunno what's worse... the fact that Guy A has Guy B's face tattooed forever on his ass, or that Guy B looks so goddam happy about it. Think somebody lost a bet?

And finally, my personal favorite of this bunch....

I don't think any description is necessary.

Monday, March 30, 2009

NSFW-The Majestic Screwnicorn

The guy who got this tattoo lost a bet. The winner got to design a tattoo that the loser had to get and pay for. And his friend designed..... this. The Screwnicorn. Isn't it marvelous? I feel bad for this sucker. Seems like his friend took the bet just a little too far.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

SpellCheck 2.0

Speaking of God, this guy isn't ashamed to be who he is. Because only God can juge him. However, I've heard that God frowns on ad spelling, so this guy may be skrued.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Oh Sweet Jesus

One thing I never quite understood was the need to ink yourself in God's image. I guess if you're passionate about your religion it makes sense. So I guess the thing I've never understood was the need to ink yourself in God's image with terrible art. God would be ashamed.

Friday, March 27, 2009

NSFW-Off to NeverNeverland

This is another one of my favorites. Good for a chuckle, but not when you realize that this guy is going to walk around for the rest of his life with this thing on. These fads will pass, and in 20 years he'll still have to be explaining why he has a picture of a monkeywoman with her hands down a kid's pants. Plus, Michael Jackson's gonna change his look in a year or two anyway.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Not-So Loving Memory

The last of the Oldies, I swear. I just like this one. This memory is not loving. Only reeeeally talented tattoo artists should do portraits.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Cold as Ice

Another classic to start us off, the infamous "Mr. Cool Ice"

NSFW - First Tatt Up

This is my PERSONAL favorite bad tattoo ever. This is in the category of, good art, bad idea. This guy was like, "haha... enter the dragon...." And that's all the thinking he put into it. :)

Tattoo Me

So, I check quite a few humor blogs daily, of course the obvious LOLCats, but also Demotivators and Cake Wrecks and the like. But one blog I've always tried to find was a daily bad tattoo blog. But, I never found one. The obvious answer? Make one yourself! So... I will!

This blog will update daily, hopefully. But if it's just me updating it, there may be days I'm not able to. Anyways, let's give it a try! Are you guys all ready for bad tattoos?!

I thought about it, and I'm not going to worry about copyright photos. The way I understand copyright laws, you can use an image as long as you're not making money off of it. And since I don't plan to make any money off of this blog, I'm not going to sweat using images. However, if anyone wants me to take down a picture they own, I will do so.

All right! Tattoo Away!!