Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Rude Girl

I'm trying to decide if this tattoo would be worse on a guy or a girl. The jury is still out.

Awesome Amps

Having an amputated limb sucks. But getting a tattoo to make fun of your amputated limb....rocks?





But yet again, the novelty will quickly wear off, and you're stuck with a giant fingernail for the rest of your life. Ponder that.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Fiery Eagle Riders



That's one sexy tatt right there. It says, free spirit, while still saying, looking for love.


...what?

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Saturday, June 13, 2009

No Cowboys

Yet another short-sighted tattoo.



While I, like 80% of Americans, am NOT a Bush fan, I can't say I ever had the urge to tatt myself up proclaiming so. Nothing as classy as a tattoo with 8 years of relevance. Now he's out of luck if he ever gets mad at a politician in the future. But at least he can grow his hair back over it.

Friday, June 12, 2009

How Not to Get Laid



We like to call these pussy deflectors. And as far as Pussy Deflectors go, this one is right up there.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

He's Howling Alright



That's a pretty fierce looking wolf right there. Although it kind of looks more like a groundhog, as was pointed out by the site I stole it from. :p Very hardcore.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Spanked

Going to a con? Star Wars fanatic? Need a way to start fights with Trekkies without saying a word? (Because really, who has time to talk to Trekkies?) Then have we got a solution for you! Guaranteed inflammatory reaction.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

My Squishy Savior

What's better than a tattoo of Jesus on the cross?



A tattoo of Gumby on the cross!

Monday, June 8, 2009

Corporate Whore

Are you ready for a massive dump? And I'm not talking about that enchilada! I've been sitting on these for awhile, and I've got a gigantic list of corporate sponsorship tattoos. Love a brand so much you just HAVE to emblazon it permanently on your skin? Well these people do! Sit back and watch. And wince.



Gotta wonder what he's gonna do when they stop making dvds and switch to blu-ray. Probably put it on the other ankle? Unless he's already got a VHS tattoo there.



There are no words.


Notice the man doing the tattooing has an iPhone shirt on.


How chic.


While an equalizer tattoo is kind of a neat idea, this one is just terrible done.


I'm a fan of Chucks myself, but not quite to this extent.


More of a geek tattoo, you have to wonder if he has an autobot logo on the other side.


One of the most famous cases of tattoo-based corporate whoring, this woman auctioned off space on her forehead to the highest bidder. I believe it was about 10,000 dollars. She used the money to pay for her son's private school, and now wears this tattoo. GoldenPalace is, by the way, an online gambling site.


I think the shitty eagle really makes this tattoo for me. I mean, when you wear your Harley jacket, everyone knows you're a devotee. But what do you do when you have to take off your jacket? Now, even naked, you can proclaim your love for your hog.


Ikea. Lame.


Once again solving the problem of how to proclaim your love for a brand shirtless. It's gonna look pretty dumb when that hair grows back.


An avid mac user myself, I can say I'd like to turn her on.


At least this tattoo proclaiming your loyalty to MckyD's explains that fat ass.


A whole backpiece? Wow. I think about 3 hours into shading that swoosh, this guy had to be seriously reconsidering "just doing it"


In case an ass cap tattoo wasn't enough to proclaim you as a skank, why not get it of something that says you get naked for money?


Uh...


My best-friend-in-law works at Wendy's so I can say that this one is my favorite.


Proclaiming yourself a windows user is kind of like getting a tattoo saying you're right handed. No duh. Statistically you are un-special.


"Hey Bill? Can you help me program my Zune? Oh, wait, I have an iPod like the rest of the world."


This guy looks so excited. Again, I wonder if the other arm has a Halo 3 tatt, or if it's already been used for Halo 1.


Mmm... check out that beer gut. I'm getting hungry now.



I hope some of these people are getting paid for advertising space.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Made in America

Support local economy. Buy American!



The best part of this tattoo is the butt pimples. Now that's hot.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Making a List

This guy got a giant tattoo of Dumbledore, complete with a Hogwarts list containing his children's names.



The best part is that he reportedly got it removed after it was revealed that Dumbledore was gay.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Thursday, June 4, 2009

NSFW - Naughty Nurses



I'm guessing this guy needed a little extra oomph when he played with himself? The tattoo is kind of neat I suppose, however if you look at the scale, this poor lady's nipples take up her entire breast. They're as big as Uncle Sam's Nipples. Also, that nipple ring has got to be bad for her back.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Lucky You



The tattoo itself isn't half bad. However, someone appears to be rather full of themselves. Stretchmarks always make ME feel lucky.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Holy Evil Eyebrows, Batman!



When being so goth you shit bats just isn't enough.

Monday, June 1, 2009

More Lovely Leia

I figured I'd follow up the Princess Leia with another one. This one is much better art-wise, but possibly still worse. How do you explain this one to your Mother-in-Law?