Just doing my stretches

I'm not marking this one NSFW, because if you've never seen the original then you have no idea what this is.

You lucky bastard.

If you need reminding, you're masochistic, or just stupid, you can see the original image, dubbed "goatse," here. (Definitely not safe for work!) One of the internet's favorite images! :)

Keep Off the Grass

More tattoos that are good for a chuckle, and then a minute later, another chuckle. That they're stuck with that.




That's hot.

Hug Life

Hugs, not drugs? Maybe hugs AND drugs.

How'd You Get Through Security?

'Cuz baby, you're the bomb!

Anyways, do you have a problem with airport visits that are just TOO SHORT? I mean everybody loves a good little cavity search now and then. Commemoration of our favorite holiday-within-a-holiday, here in tattoo form, and guaranteed to get you a little extra time with your favorite airport security officer!

Awesome Amps

Having an amputated limb sucks. But getting a tattoo to make fun of your amputated limb....rocks?





But yet again, the novelty will quickly wear off, and you're stuck with a giant fingernail for the rest of your life. Ponder that.

Made in America

Support local economy. Buy American!



The best part of this tattoo is the butt pimples. Now that's hot.

Ohhh... I get it.

Altogether now... Ha...ha...ha...

Your Mom Here

While I'm just as guilting as spouting off a "YOUR MOM" at opportune times as the average 15 year old boy, I can proudly say that I keep my damn mouth shut in some situations. But if you can't keep your damn mouth shut, or you just don't think your voice alone really conveys the sting that is insulting someone's mother.... well then these tattoos are for you.





If ever confronted with either of these, my suggestion is to frown, let your eyes water a little and say, "My mom passed away last week." The ensuing rush of guilt should wash the asshole out of your path.

Then of course, there's the more graphic version.



And to all you motherfuckers out there who don't give a damn about the vagina that brought you into the world.... they hit home with a much more direct message....



Not really sure how to follow up this gem. Except that to say that thank god these kind of people come with warning labels now.

Choked Chicken

Why is that rooster in a noose? Is he strangle -- ohhhhh I get.

Ha....ha.ha. While pun tattoos are kind of cute, the half a second in which you get the pun and then laugh is definitely not worth. And maybe this is just me, but I wouldn't really WANT to advertise the fact that I was a wanker.

Smart Ass

While I can't say I have much respect for Dr Phil, OR that I would want a tattoo of him, I can say that if forced to get a tattoo of him, I would probably put it on my ass too.

Baby on Board

This'll be funny for about 4 more months, and then you're just going to look like an idiot. Unless you're not pregnant, just fat, and you're using the tattoo as an excuse. Or, you're Catholic, so in 6 months it'll make sense again.

Holy Shit, Batman.

I'm all for Freedom of Religion. Freedom of Tattoos? Not so much.

NSFW-Fuck the World

People will stare for a moment....then chuckle as they get the pun.... then laugh inside as they realize how big a moron you are.

AND, check out my new favorite clip ever, David Caruso's reaction. NO U. Yoooooo!