Thursday, April 30, 2009

Link it Up

I'm as retro as anyone, so I can appreciate the beauty of a geek tattoo. However, I should probably amend that to say I can appreciate the beauty of a WELL DONE geek tattoo. This following one does not fall into that category.

Yes, this is 8 Bit link. The tattoo isn't too bad, but the coloring is atrocious. If you squint they all blur together. If the colors were bright an distinguishable, this tattoo wouldn't be here, but as it is, we're leaning in too close to make it out, and judge it. And I judge it poorly.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Sea Maiden

Did you know that it's believed that the myth of mermaids was made based off of manatees? Now you'd have to be pretty desperate to see a manatee look like a hot fish chick, but after a few months at sea, I guess you WOULD be pretty desperate.

Anyways, I told you that to prepare you for this next tattoo, which is slightly less attractive than a manatee.

Also, while I was watching Spike TV late at night, I found out that manatees have the most human-like genitalia of any animal.

Chew on that awhile.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Scooby Dooby DOOOOOO

Rule 34 of the internet states that:

34: If it exists, there is porn of it.

Now believe me, I'm a pervert and an adamant fan of this all-encompassing, childhood raping rule, but I think that it should EXCLUDE permanent body modifications....

Either way, looks like Scooby's enjoying his Scooby snacks, right?

And while we're at it, let's have some just-plain bad ones, too.

A bad, if not blase Scooby tatt.

An even worse, though still normal tattoo.


I suppose this was inevitable, on the internet at least.

I'm out.

Monday, April 27, 2009

That Time of the Month

You know how the saying goes.... never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die?

Apparently that's a lesson these men(?) have vowed to take to the grave.

This one even comes with instructions!



Sunday, April 26, 2009

NSFW-Ride 'em, Cowgirl

While I can't say I'm happy about the number of people who have tattoos of women in oversexualized helpless positions, I also can't say I'm happy about looking at THIS tattoo.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

NSFW-Fuck the World

People will stare for a moment....then chuckle as they get the pun.... then laugh inside as they realize how big a moron you are.

AND, check out my new favorite clip ever, David Caruso's reaction. NO U. Yoooooo!

Friday, April 24, 2009

Public Debut

Today I advertised my blog for the first time, telling people about it. And by "people" I just mean my friends, but still.

So hello all. Hope you get a laugh or two out of this blog.

Warning: This blog contains material that is NSFW. (Not Safe For Work.)

Cleaning Up

This is a tattoo of a washing machine. Who HASN'T thought, "You know what I need? A tattoo of a washing machine."

NSFW-Virgin Sacrifice?

Aside from asking if she's embracing the giant phallus or tied to it as some sort of sacrifice... I think I'm just gonna bite my tongue here.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Portrait Piece

I think "shudder" is the only word that describes what I'm feeling here.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Eyes in the Back of your Head

I've always heard that mothers had eyes in the back of their head, but I forgot about strange balding men.

I like this one. The mustache makes it a classic.

...How does a skull smoke without any lips?

Tribes in Africa used to wear masks on the back of their heads, because supposedly tigers won't pounce on you if you're looking right at them. This has nothing to do with this green abomination.

Ladies.... Imagine taking this gem home to mother. It all goes well.... until he leaves.

This is gonna look pretty stupid when his hair grows in, obscuring everything but the beard.

This guy gets simplistic. He feels the eyes themselves are intimidating enough to warn off tigers. And women.

And, even more simplistic... this guy goes for the gold with just one eyes.

And the last one...

Don't be so sad, cyclop man! Your weird... back of the head tattoo is not alone!

Anyways, bye all. See you later. We'll be watching.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Am I Cool Now Guys?

Again I think that this tattoo is made even more awesome by the guy's expression. It's a fluffy little fairy tattoo, but he seems to think it's amazingly hardcore. Rock on, chubster. You're pretty badass.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Hardcore Criminal!

Looks like this guy got himself into a little trouble.

...I wonder how the witness was able to pick him out of the line-up?

Saturday, April 18, 2009

If You Just Can't Get Enough....

Daily dose of bad tattoos not enough? Need an inoculation? Well you're in luck! While perusing the internets for more bad tattoos to shameless rip and repost, I came across a nice little gem, a "Horrible Tattoos" Blog! There's a good couple years of groaners here, folks.

I would bow out to this older, more established blog but it seems to have been abandoned quite a few months ago, so I'm gonna keep going. I'm gonna try to find as much original content elsewhere as I can, but there are some here that are just too good not to post twice.

So give it a check-out if you need a bigger bite of bad bodyart, and keep your eyes peeled for more on the way!

Horrible Tattoos

And once again I'd like to humbly say I don't claim ownership or finders credit on any of these, I simply repost in a daily dose. :)

If You've Got it, Flaunt It

Have you ever heard the saying, "I don't have a 6-pack, I have a keg?" Well... these guy decided to advertise their "6-packs" proudly.

The original.

The glass version.


This one. This one might be the favorite. The art sucks, but the guy's epic facial expression makes up for it.

Friday, April 17, 2009


I know a couple people with a mustache on the side of their finger.... but this one is so much better.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

A Symbol of the Movement

I don't know what to say about this one except to point out that this tattoo is on his butt. Power to the posterior!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Bring You Presents, I Do

Another Star Wars post, this time featuring a very holly jolly.... Yoda.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009


Another fabulous dong tattoo. This time emblazoned with everybody's favorite mouse. Who would want to admit to having a mouse sized dong? But forget about that. Look at the craftsmanship. I dunno about you ladies, but I'd jump on that like a trampoline.

Monday, April 13, 2009

The Belly Button!!

Another multiple post today, today we explore the amazing world of belly button tattoos. If you thought getting a tattoo on your butthole was funny, what could be even funnier than getting a tattoo OF a butthole?? Just watch and see.

My Grandpa used to say, "Look! A one-eyed cat!" That's a joke that just never gets old.

Bart Simpson, the face of youthful belligerence. I honestly don't know what bothers me more.... his goatse style butthole, or the terrible perspective on his body...

While the art on this one-eyed cat is slightly better, I am still baffled as to why anyone would want that permanently on them. These people are the reason laser removal was invented.

If it weren't for the anus, this monkey might actually be kind of cute.

You all remember THIS guy right? Well apparently, his backside is just as decorated as the front.

Let's see.... vore, bestiality and bondage.... the fetish trifecta.

The flies are a nice touch.

Q: What's better than having a monkey's butthole tattooed on your stomach?
A: TWO monkeys tattooed on your stomach, both obsessed with said butthole.

and I dunno what to say about this one except it might just be the classiest of them all...

Stay tuned for our next exciting adventure.... bringing you the best in the worst of tattooes!!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Welcome to my Playhouse.

I think the only thing creepier than PeeWee Herman is a person with a tattoo of PeeWee Herman.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Meesa Hates Deesa

Jar-Jar Binks is widely regarded as the poster boy for the spectacular death of the Star Wars franchise. And apparently, he is also known for dispensing his own brand of Street Justice? I don't know. I've always had a desire to beat the living daylights out of Jar Jar. Maybe this guy will do.

Friday, April 10, 2009

The Price is WRONG, Bitch!

Uhm.... ok? I hope this person was at least a contestant on the show.

Just goes to show that sometimes, people should be spayed or neutered.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Poor Martha

Poor Martha. Spent 6 months in a minimum security prison. Good thing there were people like this, to fight for her cause, and lend their neverending support!

God some people are stupid. Well, she's out now! Good job! Martha is saved! Now you'll just have to walk around the rest of your life with a tattoo protesting 6 months years ago!

It's a bad thing.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

You're Making me Hungry!

Today I have a special treat for you, another large post, this time featuring food related travesties. Hope you haven't eaten, because you might just be seeing your lunch again.

I believe this one is a reference to a song, though that doesn't make the tattoo any less terrible. :p

I have no idea about this one. Thank god it's already starting to fade. And also, the green MnM is a chick.

I can't tell you how many times I've sat back and thought... what I really need... is a Gonzo Pez tattoo.

Uhm.... what? I don't get it.

Maybe it's just me, but I've always thought of hotdogs as a more phallic symbol than a woman. This guy might be having some sexuality issues.

Hoo hoo hoo HOO!

This is one of my favorite bad tattoos. While I'm fairly certain the Native Americans did NOT invent the corndog, that apparently doesn't stop them from showing it naked love. Also, women didn't wear those headdresses. That's totally more inaccurate than them humping hotdogs on a stick.

I think this is supposed to be a croissant... but again, I don't get it.

Sunny side up, please! While head tattoos might be tacky, at least you can always grow some hair over them....

When you really, really love a certain cereal, words alone can't express your passion. Tattoos do the trick.

Well, that's all for now. I dunno about you, but I'm gonna go get a snack!