Link it Up

I'm as retro as anyone, so I can appreciate the beauty of a geek tattoo. However, I should probably amend that to say I can appreciate the beauty of a WELL DONE geek tattoo. This following one does not fall into that category.



Yes, this is 8 Bit link. The tattoo isn't too bad, but the coloring is atrocious. If you squint they all blur together. If the colors were bright an distinguishable, this tattoo wouldn't be here, but as it is, we're leaning in too close to make it out, and judge it. And I judge it poorly.

Sea Maiden

Did you know that it's believed that the myth of mermaids was made based off of manatees? Now you'd have to be pretty desperate to see a manatee look like a hot fish chick, but after a few months at sea, I guess you WOULD be pretty desperate.

Anyways, I told you that to prepare you for this next tattoo, which is slightly less attractive than a manatee.



Also, while I was watching Spike TV late at night, I found out that manatees have the most human-like genitalia of any animal.

Chew on that awhile.

Scooby Dooby DOOOOOO

Rule 34 of the internet states that:

34: If it exists, there is porn of it.


Now believe me, I'm a pervert and an adamant fan of this all-encompassing, childhood raping rule, but I think that it should EXCLUDE permanent body modifications....

Either way, looks like Scooby's enjoying his Scooby snacks, right?




And while we're at it, let's have some just-plain bad ones, too.



A bad, if not blase Scooby tatt.



An even worse, though still normal tattoo.

And....




I suppose this was inevitable, on the internet at least.

I'm out.

That Time of the Month

You know how the saying goes.... never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die?





Apparently that's a lesson these men(?) have vowed to take to the grave.




This one even comes with instructions!

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*retch*

NSFW-Ride 'em, Cowgirl

While I can't say I'm happy about the number of people who have tattoos of women in oversexualized helpless positions, I also can't say I'm happy about looking at THIS tattoo.

NSFW-Fuck the World

People will stare for a moment....then chuckle as they get the pun.... then laugh inside as they realize how big a moron you are.

AND, check out my new favorite clip ever, David Caruso's reaction. NO U. Yoooooo!

Public Debut

Today I advertised my blog for the first time, telling people about it. And by "people" I just mean my friends, but still.

So hello all. Hope you get a laugh or two out of this blog.

Warning: This blog contains material that is NSFW. (Not Safe For Work.)