Minor Delays

For some strange reason, my scheduled posts are NOT being posted when they're scheduled, I have to manually tell them to publish, which I sometimes don't get around to doing until later in the day. So, keep checking, until I get the problem solved you might have to wait a few extra hours for your daily dose of tragic tattoos. :(

But, as a bonus, here's another tattoo! Yay!

Hot Dog God

Born Delicious, with ketchup in his hand.

Uh, what?

How'd You Get Through Security?

'Cuz baby, you're the bomb!

Anyways, do you have a problem with airport visits that are just TOO SHORT? I mean everybody loves a good little cavity search now and then. Commemoration of our favorite holiday-within-a-holiday, here in tattoo form, and guaranteed to get you a little extra time with your favorite airport security officer!

Juggling Stars

I don't know if this is supposed to be from The Littlest Prince or what, but either way, it sucks.

Full Facial

So I realized that today is Sunday but I only had a lame one pic post scheduled for today. Well we're gonna fix that! Finally, one I've been wanting to do for a long-ass time, a feature on full-face or large face tattoos. Based on the number of these I've ever seen in real life, there are surprisingly many abound on the interwebs. And because I'm a giver, I've gathered them all here for your enjoyment! Yay!


Dave could work with the homeless and give CPR to kittens all day, your parents aren't going to hear anything you say after he walks in the door.


This guy's not crazy, he just got tired of going to the park and having all the chess tables taken already. Sure the pieces are a little close, but it's ok, he's near sighted.


Love Cage Fighting? Love it so much that you're 100% sure you will never want another job, say one that requires you not to have an obnoxious facial modification? Than have we got the tatt for you!




I think of all the ones here, this one is honestly the worst. Not for any particular reason other than the lack of coordination. Run out of room on your doodle pad? Have the need to have Tommy from Rugrats drawn, RIGHT NOW? Hey, why not just put it on your face? Not like you're using that. Just slap it on next to the giant doggy paw.


Some dude in prison, where having a giant tattoo on your face might actually work to your advantage.


I honestly don't know what's worse, a decent looking chick fucking up her face with a giant tattoo, or the fact that it's so damn poorly done!


While this is perhaps the most off-putting and impractical of the lot, I have to say it's my favorite, if for no other reason than the bad ass factor. But again, hope you've got a stable job!

Connect the Dots

I gotta say this one is actually a pretty neat idea. Connect the dots.



It's a giraffe!

The End of the World, The (Re)Beginning of a Blog

So, as the two people who watch this blog has noticed, there hasn't been one. Because I suck. For a while I was torn as to whether or not I wanted to continue it, especially when I found another bad tattoos blog, one that was started after mine, with fewer posts, and a million more fans. But I decided that I really do this for fun, not for the fame and pussy, so I've decided to RESTART Tattoo Travesties. Yay!

I couldn't decide on a date, so, I figured, July 5th. Apparently, the world is ending on July 4th. So I figure, after the world ends, there's gonna be a serious need for bad tattoo blogs out there.

Not much else to tell, except that the blog will now update twice daily, at 1:00 am and 1:00 pm, and on Sundays there will be full features, like this, this, this and this :) Be prepared!