Diaper Rash

To go along with yesterday's post of a man with a baby in a diaper tattoo, I have a picture of TWO men.... with baby FURRIES in diapers. That's right... I'm raising the stakes for you.



Notice closely that it is indeed a dirty diaper.

The Inner Infant?

Some people never grow up, just get older.



What better way to woo the ladies with your inner youth than a permanent picture of a baby on your bod?

That's hot.

One Lucky Baby

Everybody loves Mickey Mouse, right? Well, everybody also loves Rat Fink, the dirty smelly spin-off of Mickey Mouse. SOME people love Rat Fink so much, they get tattoos of him. Huge tattoos of him. On their stomachs.



Am I the only one who thinks those people should not be allowed to have children?

Chi-Tonw

As an added bonus, here's a bunch of "Chi-Tonw" pics! Hooray!

Just doing my stretches

I'm not marking this one NSFW, because if you've never seen the original then you have no idea what this is.

You lucky bastard.

If you need reminding, you're masochistic, or just stupid, you can see the original image, dubbed "goatse," here. (Definitely not safe for work!) One of the internet's favorite images! :)

Combining My Two Favorite Loves

Dragons...

...and Tractors.

Into one single, sexy tattoo!

One Hundred!

Today's post is the blog's 100th post! Hoorah! To celebrate I'm going to show you an amazing tatt that I've been hanging on to for quite a while, keeping it for a special occasion. I think of all the bad tattoos I've seen, this is the best. Or the worst, you decide.



Why yes, that IS Beevis and Butthead tag teaming Lisa Simpson. I'll just let you bask in its glory for a while if you like.

Hot Dog God

Born Delicious, with ketchup in his hand.

Uh, what?

Full Facial

So I realized that today is Sunday but I only had a lame one pic post scheduled for today. Well we're gonna fix that! Finally, one I've been wanting to do for a long-ass time, a feature on full-face or large face tattoos. Based on the number of these I've ever seen in real life, there are surprisingly many abound on the interwebs. And because I'm a giver, I've gathered them all here for your enjoyment! Yay!


Dave could work with the homeless and give CPR to kittens all day, your parents aren't going to hear anything you say after he walks in the door.


This guy's not crazy, he just got tired of going to the park and having all the chess tables taken already. Sure the pieces are a little close, but it's ok, he's near sighted.


Love Cage Fighting? Love it so much that you're 100% sure you will never want another job, say one that requires you not to have an obnoxious facial modification? Than have we got the tatt for you!




I think of all the ones here, this one is honestly the worst. Not for any particular reason other than the lack of coordination. Run out of room on your doodle pad? Have the need to have Tommy from Rugrats drawn, RIGHT NOW? Hey, why not just put it on your face? Not like you're using that. Just slap it on next to the giant doggy paw.


Some dude in prison, where having a giant tattoo on your face might actually work to your advantage.


I honestly don't know what's worse, a decent looking chick fucking up her face with a giant tattoo, or the fact that it's so damn poorly done!


While this is perhaps the most off-putting and impractical of the lot, I have to say it's my favorite, if for no other reason than the bad ass factor. But again, hope you've got a stable job!

Spanked

Going to a con? Star Wars fanatic? Need a way to start fights with Trekkies without saying a word? (Because really, who has time to talk to Trekkies?) Then have we got a solution for you! Guaranteed inflammatory reaction.

My Squishy Savior

What's better than a tattoo of Jesus on the cross?



A tattoo of Gumby on the cross!

Corporate Whore

Are you ready for a massive dump? And I'm not talking about that enchilada! I've been sitting on these for awhile, and I've got a gigantic list of corporate sponsorship tattoos. Love a brand so much you just HAVE to emblazon it permanently on your skin? Well these people do! Sit back and watch. And wince.



Gotta wonder what he's gonna do when they stop making dvds and switch to blu-ray. Probably put it on the other ankle? Unless he's already got a VHS tattoo there.



There are no words.


Notice the man doing the tattooing has an iPhone shirt on.


How chic.


While an equalizer tattoo is kind of a neat idea, this one is just terrible done.


I'm a fan of Chucks myself, but not quite to this extent.


More of a geek tattoo, you have to wonder if he has an autobot logo on the other side.


One of the most famous cases of tattoo-based corporate whoring, this woman auctioned off space on her forehead to the highest bidder. I believe it was about 10,000 dollars. She used the money to pay for her son's private school, and now wears this tattoo. GoldenPalace is, by the way, an online gambling site.


I think the shitty eagle really makes this tattoo for me. I mean, when you wear your Harley jacket, everyone knows you're a devotee. But what do you do when you have to take off your jacket? Now, even naked, you can proclaim your love for your hog.


Ikea. Lame.


Once again solving the problem of how to proclaim your love for a brand shirtless. It's gonna look pretty dumb when that hair grows back.


An avid mac user myself, I can say I'd like to turn her on.


At least this tattoo proclaiming your loyalty to MckyD's explains that fat ass.


A whole backpiece? Wow. I think about 3 hours into shading that swoosh, this guy had to be seriously reconsidering "just doing it"


In case an ass cap tattoo wasn't enough to proclaim you as a skank, why not get it of something that says you get naked for money?


Uh...


My best-friend-in-law works at Wendy's so I can say that this one is my favorite.


Proclaiming yourself a windows user is kind of like getting a tattoo saying you're right handed. No duh. Statistically you are un-special.


"Hey Bill? Can you help me program my Zune? Oh, wait, I have an iPod like the rest of the world."


This guy looks so excited. Again, I wonder if the other arm has a Halo 3 tatt, or if it's already been used for Halo 1.


Mmm... check out that beer gut. I'm getting hungry now.



I hope some of these people are getting paid for advertising space.

Making a List

This guy got a giant tattoo of Dumbledore, complete with a Hogwarts list containing his children's names.



The best part is that he reportedly got it removed after it was revealed that Dumbledore was gay.

More Lovely Leia

I figured I'd follow up the Princess Leia with another one. This one is much better art-wise, but possibly still worse. How do you explain this one to your Mother-in-Law?

Princess Leia

Princess Leia in a slave outfit has been every geek's fantasy for years. What better way to dream of the kind of woman you'll never have than to get her tattooed on your arm, slimy giant slug and all.



Yeah sirree, that's might hot.

Ink Raider

While I have to say that pretty much everyone has a boner for Lara Croft, this is the least sexy depiction of her I have ever seen.

Potter-San

In ten or twenty years, there will be some new overrated children's tales sensation sweeping the globe, and you will still have the bastard child of Harry Potter and some indefinite anime blazoned on your flesh.

Boo Yab Yab Ptth

While I try to steer away from mere bad quality tattoos to ones that are amusingly stupid, this one deserves a place among the most epic of poorly done tattoos.

Smart Ass

While I can't say I have much respect for Dr Phil, OR that I would want a tattoo of him, I can say that if forced to get a tattoo of him, I would probably put it on my ass too.