Just doing my stretches

I'm not marking this one NSFW, because if you've never seen the original then you have no idea what this is.

You lucky bastard.

If you need reminding, you're masochistic, or just stupid, you can see the original image, dubbed "goatse," here. (Definitely not safe for work!) One of the internet's favorite images! :)

One Hundred!

Today's post is the blog's 100th post! Hoorah! To celebrate I'm going to show you an amazing tatt that I've been hanging on to for quite a while, keeping it for a special occasion. I think of all the bad tattoos I've seen, this is the best. Or the worst, you decide.



Why yes, that IS Beevis and Butthead tag teaming Lisa Simpson. I'll just let you bask in its glory for a while if you like.

NSFW - Vaginas Everywhere!

There are no words for this one.

How Not to Get Laid

We like to call these pussy deflectors. And as far as Pussy Deflectors go, this one is right up there.

NSFW - Naughty Nurses

I'm guessing this guy needed a little extra oomph when he played with himself? The tattoo is kind of neat I suppose, however if you look at the scale, this poor lady's nipples take up her entire breast. They're as big as Uncle Sam's Nipples. Also, that nipple ring has got to be bad for her back.

NSFW - Futanari

"Dude why do you have dicks tattooed on you?!"
"Dude they're chicks."
"Dude you're still gay."

Ass Rack

That's hot, brother.

NSFW - I <3

I don't know what's worse, the disgustingly over-exaggerated blue vein or the mysterious yellow discharge. I'm assuming this guy either got drunk with some really bad friends, or lost a bet.

NSFW - Vagina Power

As a woman, I can say I'm fairly proud of my vagina. I mean, it's served me well so far. But I can't say that I'm proud enough of my reproductive system to get it tattooed on my stomach. However, this lady apparently is. More power to your ovaries, sister?

NSFW - 2 Girls 1 Cup

By now I'm pretty sure everyone has seen the disgusting internet meme, 2 girls 1 cup. If you haven't, it involves girl eating feces. That's about all you need to know. But it has quite a bit of notoriety and fame across the internets.

The only logical thing to do, of course, is get a tattoo commemorating this classic.

Mer-man! (koff, koff) Mer-MAN!

I can think of no better way to express your fascination with the ocean and phalluses than with this tasteful and well done tatoo.

NSFW-Ride 'em, Cowgirl

While I can't say I'm happy about the number of people who have tattoos of women in oversexualized helpless positions, I also can't say I'm happy about looking at THIS tattoo.

NSFW-Fuck the World

People will stare for a moment....then chuckle as they get the pun.... then laugh inside as they realize how big a moron you are.

AND, check out my new favorite clip ever, David Caruso's reaction. NO U. Yoooooo!

NSFW-Virgin Sacrifice?

Aside from asking if she's embracing the giant phallus or tied to it as some sort of sacrifice... I think I'm just gonna bite my tongue here.

(NSFW) M-I-C-K-O-C-K

Another fabulous dong tattoo. This time emblazoned with everybody's favorite mouse. Who would want to admit to having a mouse sized dong? But forget about that. Look at the craftsmanship. I dunno about you ladies, but I'd jump on that like a trampoline.

NSFW-Party Animal

Yes, I know, I've been posting a lot of tattooed no-nos. But I'll get them out of my system eventually and move up to blase` topics like back pieces.

Anyway, this guy is stupid on many levels. Observe?
A) Getting your dick tattooed
B) Getting your dick tattooed with Looney Toons Characters
C) Taking a picture of your Looney Toons-tooed dick and posting it online.
D) Not bothering to jerk off first so you at least look a little impressive. It's about standards! At least the dragon guy took the time to let us enjoy the, uh.... full beauty of his art.



We can hope he was drunk for this, but really that only explains levels A and B of stupidity.

I think the butterfly on the end is what really does it for me.

NSFW-Danger! Teeth!

I hope you're prepared for this next one. I can't even imagine how much it must have hurt.



Mmm... don't you feel like sticking your dick in there now? I know I sure do!
This gives a whole new meaning to the term "Vagina Dentata"

NSFW-Tattoo Goes where?!

I'm going to post more than one photo today, following in the theme. Some people find fart jokes funny. Some people find the word "doodie" funny. And some people decide that getting a "clever" tattoo on your butt/hole is funny.


Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, it's off to ass we go....
*shudder*
Also... I only see 6 dwarves....


Though technically you could place this tattoo anywhere, its proximity to the buttcrack makes it a true travesty.


This may have seemed like a good idea at the time, and sure it's good for a chuckle, but you're going to look pretty freaking retarded in a thong or bikini, girl. I've heard of eyes in the back of your head, but I'm not sure what good eyes in your butt would do. Except perhaps monitoring the state of your "leavings."


I dunno what's worse... the fact that Guy A has Guy B's face tattooed forever on his ass, or that Guy B looks so goddam happy about it. Think somebody lost a bet?

And finally, my personal favorite of this bunch....



I don't think any description is necessary.

NSFW-The Majestic Screwnicorn

The guy who got this tattoo lost a bet. The winner got to design a tattoo that the loser had to get and pay for. And his friend designed..... this. The Screwnicorn. Isn't it marvelous? I feel bad for this sucker. Seems like his friend took the bet just a little too far.

NSFW-Off to NeverNeverland

This is another one of my favorites. Good for a chuckle, but not when you realize that this guy is going to walk around for the rest of his life with this thing on. These fads will pass, and in 20 years he'll still have to be explaining why he has a picture of a monkeywoman with her hands down a kid's pants. Plus, Michael Jackson's gonna change his look in a year or two anyway.