Diaper Rash

To go along with yesterday's post of a man with a baby in a diaper tattoo, I have a picture of TWO men.... with baby FURRIES in diapers. That's right... I'm raising the stakes for you.



Notice closely that it is indeed a dirty diaper.

Pin-Up

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a pin-up girl or a memorial portrait.



Either way, I'd invest in long-sleeved shirts.

Keep Off the Grass

More tattoos that are good for a chuckle, and then a minute later, another chuckle. That they're stuck with that.




That's hot.

One Hundred!

Today's post is the blog's 100th post! Hoorah! To celebrate I'm going to show you an amazing tatt that I've been hanging on to for quite a while, keeping it for a special occasion. I think of all the bad tattoos I've seen, this is the best. Or the worst, you decide.



Why yes, that IS Beevis and Butthead tag teaming Lisa Simpson. I'll just let you bask in its glory for a while if you like.

NSFW - Vaginas Everywhere!

There are no words for this one.

How Not to Get Laid

We like to call these pussy deflectors. And as far as Pussy Deflectors go, this one is right up there.

Made in America

Support local economy. Buy American!



The best part of this tattoo is the butt pimples. Now that's hot.

Ohhh... I get it.

Altogether now... Ha...ha...ha...

NSFW - Naughty Nurses

I'm guessing this guy needed a little extra oomph when he played with himself? The tattoo is kind of neat I suppose, however if you look at the scale, this poor lady's nipples take up her entire breast. They're as big as Uncle Sam's Nipples. Also, that nipple ring has got to be bad for her back.

Lucky You

The tattoo itself isn't half bad. However, someone appears to be rather full of themselves. Stretchmarks always make ME feel lucky.

More Lovely Leia

I figured I'd follow up the Princess Leia with another one. This one is much better art-wise, but possibly still worse. How do you explain this one to your Mother-in-Law?

Your Mom Here

While I'm just as guilting as spouting off a "YOUR MOM" at opportune times as the average 15 year old boy, I can proudly say that I keep my damn mouth shut in some situations. But if you can't keep your damn mouth shut, or you just don't think your voice alone really conveys the sting that is insulting someone's mother.... well then these tattoos are for you.





If ever confronted with either of these, my suggestion is to frown, let your eyes water a little and say, "My mom passed away last week." The ensuing rush of guilt should wash the asshole out of your path.

Then of course, there's the more graphic version.



And to all you motherfuckers out there who don't give a damn about the vagina that brought you into the world.... they hit home with a much more direct message....



Not really sure how to follow up this gem. Except that to say that thank god these kind of people come with warning labels now.

Ass Rack

That's hot, brother.

NSFW - I <3

I don't know what's worse, the disgustingly over-exaggerated blue vein or the mysterious yellow discharge. I'm assuming this guy either got drunk with some really bad friends, or lost a bet.

Mer-man! (koff, koff) Mer-MAN!

I can think of no better way to express your fascination with the ocean and phalluses than with this tasteful and well done tatoo.

NSFW-Ride 'em, Cowgirl

While I can't say I'm happy about the number of people who have tattoos of women in oversexualized helpless positions, I also can't say I'm happy about looking at THIS tattoo.

NSFW-Virgin Sacrifice?

Aside from asking if she's embracing the giant phallus or tied to it as some sort of sacrifice... I think I'm just gonna bite my tongue here.

(NSFW) M-I-C-K-O-C-K

Another fabulous dong tattoo. This time emblazoned with everybody's favorite mouse. Who would want to admit to having a mouse sized dong? But forget about that. Look at the craftsmanship. I dunno about you ladies, but I'd jump on that like a trampoline.

The Belly Button!!

Another multiple post today, today we explore the amazing world of belly button tattoos. If you thought getting a tattoo on your butthole was funny, what could be even funnier than getting a tattoo OF a butthole?? Just watch and see.



My Grandpa used to say, "Look! A one-eyed cat!" That's a joke that just never gets old.



Bart Simpson, the face of youthful belligerence. I honestly don't know what bothers me more.... his goatse style butthole, or the terrible perspective on his body...



While the art on this one-eyed cat is slightly better, I am still baffled as to why anyone would want that permanently on them. These people are the reason laser removal was invented.



If it weren't for the anus, this monkey might actually be kind of cute.

You all remember THIS guy right? Well apparently, his backside is just as decorated as the front.





Let's see.... vore, bestiality and bondage.... the fetish trifecta.



The flies are a nice touch.



Q: What's better than having a monkey's butthole tattooed on your stomach?
A: TWO monkeys tattooed on your stomach, both obsessed with said butthole.



and I dunno what to say about this one except it might just be the classiest of them all...


Stay tuned for our next exciting adventure.... bringing you the best in the worst of tattooes!!

You're Making me Hungry!

Today I have a special treat for you, another large post, this time featuring food related travesties. Hope you haven't eaten, because you might just be seeing your lunch again.



I believe this one is a reference to a song, though that doesn't make the tattoo any less terrible. :p



I have no idea about this one. Thank god it's already starting to fade. And also, the green MnM is a chick.



I can't tell you how many times I've sat back and thought... what I really need... is a Gonzo Pez tattoo.



Uhm.... what? I don't get it.



Maybe it's just me, but I've always thought of hotdogs as a more phallic symbol than a woman. This guy might be having some sexuality issues.



Hoo hoo hoo HOO!



This is one of my favorite bad tattoos. While I'm fairly certain the Native Americans did NOT invent the corndog, that apparently doesn't stop them from showing it naked love. Also, women didn't wear those headdresses. That's totally more inaccurate than them humping hotdogs on a stick.



I think this is supposed to be a croissant... but again, I don't get it.



Sunny side up, please! While head tattoos might be tacky, at least you can always grow some hair over them....



When you really, really love a certain cereal, words alone can't express your passion. Tattoos do the trick.

Well, that's all for now. I dunno about you, but I'm gonna go get a snack!