Diaper Rash

To go along with yesterday's post of a man with a baby in a diaper tattoo, I have a picture of TWO men.... with baby FURRIES in diapers. That's right... I'm raising the stakes for you.



Notice closely that it is indeed a dirty diaper.

Chi-Tonw

As an added bonus, here's a bunch of "Chi-Tonw" pics! Hooray!

Misspelling Mayhem!

I've featured a few misspelled tattoos before, but I think it's time we did a feature on them. Again, if you're going to emblazen yourself permanently with something, you should at least run it through spell check. And as always, it's a toss up for who's stupider... the tattooer or the tattooee. Surely someone along the way should have realized they spelled it rong.



A fairly common mistake. I made it myself. In middle school. (Tragedy /= "tradgedy")



While I fully agree with this statement, I also agree with the purchase of dictionaries. (You're /= "your", dealt /= "delt", and just to be picky, it's /= "its")



Does what? (Else /= "elese")



And the language! (System /= "systsem")



I wonder what the hero dropped? (Heroes /="hero's")



Too dumb to spellcheck. (Too /= "to")

Perhaps the best of this whole bunch:

(Awesome /= "awsome")
I've gotta wonder if he did it on purpose.




(again, You're /= "your")
Aside from the tackiness of using pop song lyrics in tattoos, there's also the literacy aspect.


And neither do you!
(Tomorrow /="tomarrow")


He should have sacrificed a few seconds to look in the dictionary. Loving the star-cover-up, too.
(Sacrifice /= "sacrafice")


And perhaps the most famous misspelled tattoo of all:




In case you missed the story, a dude sued over the misspelling of his "Chi-Town" tattoo, which in itself is nothing to look twice at, but in support of the tattoo artist, all the other artists in the shop ALSO got tattoos that said Chi-Tonw on them, and now it's kind of a fad, and people all over proudly walk around with tatts that deliberately read "Chi-Tonw." Ah, memes in the real world. :)

Just doing my stretches

I'm not marking this one NSFW, because if you've never seen the original then you have no idea what this is.

You lucky bastard.

If you need reminding, you're masochistic, or just stupid, you can see the original image, dubbed "goatse," here. (Definitely not safe for work!) One of the internet's favorite images! :)

NSFW - Futanari

"Dude why do you have dicks tattooed on you?!"
"Dude they're chicks."
"Dude you're still gay."

Wouldn't You Like to be A Pepper Too?

Continuing with the theme of memes, like
this classic, is internet superstar Brian Peppers. For those unfamiliar with the Mister Pepper, he is a convicted sex offender in Ohio, and Snopes.com debunked a myth doubting his very existence. But he does exist. And to commemorate this paragon of internet notoriety, why not permanently affix him to your back? What better way to honor a sex offender than to make everyone who sees you shirtless feel violated?

The original Brian Peppers:


The permanent tribute:


To learn more about Mr. Peppers, click on the Snopes page here: http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp

NSFW - 2 Girls 1 Cup

By now I'm pretty sure everyone has seen the disgusting internet meme, 2 girls 1 cup. If you haven't, it involves girl eating feces. That's about all you need to know. But it has quite a bit of notoriety and fame across the internets.

The only logical thing to do, of course, is get a tattoo commemorating this classic.