No Cowboys

Yet another short-sighted tattoo.



While I, like 80% of Americans, am NOT a Bush fan, I can't say I ever had the urge to tatt myself up proclaiming so. Nothing as classy as a tattoo with 8 years of relevance. Now he's out of luck if he ever gets mad at a politician in the future. But at least he can grow his hair back over it.

How Not to Get Laid

We like to call these pussy deflectors. And as far as Pussy Deflectors go, this one is right up there.

He's Howling Alright

That's a pretty fierce looking wolf right there. Although it kind of looks more like a groundhog, as was pointed out by the site I stole it from. :p Very hardcore.

Spanked

Going to a con? Star Wars fanatic? Need a way to start fights with Trekkies without saying a word? (Because really, who has time to talk to Trekkies?) Then have we got a solution for you! Guaranteed inflammatory reaction.

My Squishy Savior

What's better than a tattoo of Jesus on the cross?



A tattoo of Gumby on the cross!

Corporate Whore

Are you ready for a massive dump? And I'm not talking about that enchilada! I've been sitting on these for awhile, and I've got a gigantic list of corporate sponsorship tattoos. Love a brand so much you just HAVE to emblazon it permanently on your skin? Well these people do! Sit back and watch. And wince.



Gotta wonder what he's gonna do when they stop making dvds and switch to blu-ray. Probably put it on the other ankle? Unless he's already got a VHS tattoo there.



There are no words.


Notice the man doing the tattooing has an iPhone shirt on.


How chic.


While an equalizer tattoo is kind of a neat idea, this one is just terrible done.


I'm a fan of Chucks myself, but not quite to this extent.


More of a geek tattoo, you have to wonder if he has an autobot logo on the other side.


One of the most famous cases of tattoo-based corporate whoring, this woman auctioned off space on her forehead to the highest bidder. I believe it was about 10,000 dollars. She used the money to pay for her son's private school, and now wears this tattoo. GoldenPalace is, by the way, an online gambling site.


I think the shitty eagle really makes this tattoo for me. I mean, when you wear your Harley jacket, everyone knows you're a devotee. But what do you do when you have to take off your jacket? Now, even naked, you can proclaim your love for your hog.


Ikea. Lame.


Once again solving the problem of how to proclaim your love for a brand shirtless. It's gonna look pretty dumb when that hair grows back.


An avid mac user myself, I can say I'd like to turn her on.


At least this tattoo proclaiming your loyalty to MckyD's explains that fat ass.


A whole backpiece? Wow. I think about 3 hours into shading that swoosh, this guy had to be seriously reconsidering "just doing it"


In case an ass cap tattoo wasn't enough to proclaim you as a skank, why not get it of something that says you get naked for money?


Uh...


My best-friend-in-law works at Wendy's so I can say that this one is my favorite.


Proclaiming yourself a windows user is kind of like getting a tattoo saying you're right handed. No duh. Statistically you are un-special.


"Hey Bill? Can you help me program my Zune? Oh, wait, I have an iPod like the rest of the world."


This guy looks so excited. Again, I wonder if the other arm has a Halo 3 tatt, or if it's already been used for Halo 1.


Mmm... check out that beer gut. I'm getting hungry now.



I hope some of these people are getting paid for advertising space.

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The best part of this tattoo is the butt pimples. Now that's hot.