Princess Leia

Princess Leia in a slave outfit has been every geek's fantasy for years. What better way to dream of the kind of woman you'll never have than to get her tattooed on your arm, slimy giant slug and all.



Yeah sirree, that's might hot.

NSFW - Futanari

"Dude why do you have dicks tattooed on you?!"
"Dude they're chicks."
"Dude you're still gay."

Smiling Zombie

Yet another reason why realistic portraits of people should only be done by the really, really skilled. It's just not a good idea people.

Ink Raider

While I have to say that pretty much everyone has a boner for Lara Croft, this is the least sexy depiction of her I have ever seen.

Your Mom Here

While I'm just as guilting as spouting off a "YOUR MOM" at opportune times as the average 15 year old boy, I can proudly say that I keep my damn mouth shut in some situations. But if you can't keep your damn mouth shut, or you just don't think your voice alone really conveys the sting that is insulting someone's mother.... well then these tattoos are for you.





If ever confronted with either of these, my suggestion is to frown, let your eyes water a little and say, "My mom passed away last week." The ensuing rush of guilt should wash the asshole out of your path.

Then of course, there's the more graphic version.



And to all you motherfuckers out there who don't give a damn about the vagina that brought you into the world.... they hit home with a much more direct message....



Not really sure how to follow up this gem. Except that to say that thank god these kind of people come with warning labels now.

Potter-San

In ten or twenty years, there will be some new overrated children's tales sensation sweeping the globe, and you will still have the bastard child of Harry Potter and some indefinite anime blazoned on your flesh.

Mothy

Nothing like a gigantically unattractive technicolor tattoo to ruin a great pair of boobs.