Baby on Board

This'll be funny for about 4 more months, and then you're just going to look like an idiot. Unless you're not pregnant, just fat, and you're using the tattoo as an excuse. Or, you're Catholic, so in 6 months it'll make sense again.

NSFW - I <3

I don't know what's worse, the disgustingly over-exaggerated blue vein or the mysterious yellow discharge. I'm assuming this guy either got drunk with some really bad friends, or lost a bet.

Holy Shit, Batman.

I'm all for Freedom of Religion. Freedom of Tattoos? Not so much.

Judge Judy

While this guy will only allow God to juge him, this person has a little more humble view on things. He's not afraid to allow himself to be juged by earthly vessels. But only this one.

NSFW - Vagina Power

As a woman, I can say I'm fairly proud of my vagina. I mean, it's served me well so far. But I can't say that I'm proud enough of my reproductive system to get it tattooed on my stomach. However, this lady apparently is. More power to your ovaries, sister?

NSFW - 2 Girls 1 Cup

By now I'm pretty sure everyone has seen the disgusting internet meme, 2 girls 1 cup. If you haven't, it involves girl eating feces. That's about all you need to know. But it has quite a bit of notoriety and fame across the internets.

The only logical thing to do, of course, is get a tattoo commemorating this classic.

Mer-man! (koff, koff) Mer-MAN!

I can think of no better way to express your fascination with the ocean and phalluses than with this tasteful and well done tatoo.