YOUR BAND HERE

When my friend and I were in tenth grade, we had backpacks adorned with the names of our favorite bands. Lovingly detailed in ballpoint pen and sharpie, we proudly declared our allegiance to whichever bands we were into at the time. We were bitching.

But then, a few years later, those bags were thrown away. We got older.

This guy is going to be walking around the rest of his life with these bands, that, eventually, no one will have heard of. And what does he do if, in a fit of fickle rage, he proclaims hatred to one of his bands for... selling out or some shit? And if he's THIS enthusiastic about bands he likes, isn't he eventually going to run out of room?

Ah, but who am I to criticize? Whoever you are, Mysterious Man, rock on.

You Should See the Other Guy

The tattooist here did a great job. This dude (I think it's actually a chick though) really looks like she got the shit kicked out of her. Now that you're done admiring the workmanship, step back and admire the lack of planning.

"Hey... wouldn't it be funny if I tattooed myself to look like I got the shit kicked out of me?" "Fuck yeah!"

As far as I know she just decided she wanted this, it's not to protest or bring awareness to anything. Except to protest normality and bring awareness to the fact that she is an idiot.

Anyways, I hope she's got a well paying permanent job, because good luck getting through an interview with that on your face. You might get the pity card for awhile, but a month later when you still look like death, your employer might catch on, and kick you, and your shit, to the curb.

...Did What Again?

The 666 on her forehead confounds me, but I'm still trying to figure out... what she did again? Oops? I don't think she accidentally shaved her head. Nor, to my knowledge, has she done it more than once. So... unless she's actually joined a cult multiple times and I just didn't hear about it, this tattoo doesn't make any sense.

Plus, like all "fad" tattoos, you know that in 20 or 30 years no one will know who Brittany Spears is, but you'll still have a picture of what is apparently a female neo nazi lamenting her return to the cult on your arm. Nice going.

Gently Wafting Curtains

Oh, I get it. Meat curtains. Very clever. Har har har. Some people never grow up. I can just see this guy snickering every time somebody asks him to explain his tattoo.

See how past the curtains is all broken down and abandoned? This symbolizes how many meat curtains this guy is going to be entering. What a tool.

Vroom Vroom Baby

This is actually one of my favorites. There's so much to say about it, but I think this internet phrase sums it up most succinctly:

DO NOT WANT.

NSFW-Party Animal

Yes, I know, I've been posting a lot of tattooed no-nos. But I'll get them out of my system eventually and move up to blase` topics like back pieces.

Anyway, this guy is stupid on many levels. Observe?
A) Getting your dick tattooed
B) Getting your dick tattooed with Looney Toons Characters
C) Taking a picture of your Looney Toons-tooed dick and posting it online.
D) Not bothering to jerk off first so you at least look a little impressive. It's about standards! At least the dragon guy took the time to let us enjoy the, uh.... full beauty of his art.



We can hope he was drunk for this, but really that only explains levels A and B of stupidity.

I think the butterfly on the end is what really does it for me.

NSFW-Danger! Teeth!

I hope you're prepared for this next one. I can't even imagine how much it must have hurt.



Mmm... don't you feel like sticking your dick in there now? I know I sure do!
This gives a whole new meaning to the term "Vagina Dentata"